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#ThingsTimHowardCouldSave goes viral – and there is no wonder!
This has been a World Cup for goalkeepers there is no doubt about it. We have had Memo Ochoa, or as he is now known in his home country and on his Wikipedia page, Jesus. Julio Cesar and Keylor Navas...read more »
These England fans at least keep a sense of humour!
The eyes of the world may be on Luis Suarez, but this excellent banner has not gone unnoticed by our Footyettes, who think that it could well be the banner of the tournament. Not only that but we have to commend...read more »
Suarez asks a favour from England slipper – sorry, skipper Gerrard
It pretty much says it all. England are out, will be on the plane home following the conclusion of their game with Costa Rica and Luis Suarez’ Uruguay have it all in their own hands. Of course both Italy and Uruguay have...read more »
Cole and Terry might have missed out on Brazil, but it was only a short trip after all!
England are out. Shockingly. Now after only TWO games Roy Hodgson and his men have the indignity of watching group leaders Costa Rica rest players against them. Yes, that is right. Costa Rica will be resting players against England. Great. A...read more »
Should we even have World Cup hopes as England fans? This viral seems to think so!
With the tournament we have all been looking forward to now underway, we are waiting for England's opening campaign in the competition and are not quite sure how the tough match against Italy will pan out. However, should we have any doubts...read more »
Valencia seems slightly touchy about the number seven…
So despite England making Ecuador look slightly more like Brazil than we might have hoped, that is not the only talking point from the international friendly. There seemed to be a clash between Raheem Sterling who of course plays his club...read more »
Chelsea players wonder just how Torres has outlasted Lampard, Mata and Cole…
It is hard to even put into words just how Chelsea fans are feeling with the news that club legend Frank Lampard will be leaving the club, and over the last twelve months, there have been some departures that have...read more »
Tweet of the week – Even Spurs couldn’t be this stupid
Real Madrid have finally managed to lift La Decima after twelve years of waiting and it has only cost them more than a billion quid. A big chunk of that dosh was spent on Gareth Bale who of course scored the...read more »
Tweet of the week – Yaya did not have a happy birthday
Well. They say footballers are sensitive creatures and despite looking somewhat formidable on the outside, it seems that Yaya Toure is rather soft on the inside. The beast of a midfielder has made it very clear just how hurt his feelings...read more »
Who is the specialist in failure now Jose?
Well, Jose Mourinho has never been one short of a sarcastic comment or two - and has even been fined by the FA because of it, but one of his infamous digs has now come back to haunt him. The Chelsea...read more »
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