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Glen Johnson makes it so easy for people to troll him!

Glen Johnson makes it so easy for people to troll him!

Whilst Manchester United fans are celebrating and indeed telling anyone who will listen that they are back to their best, Liverpool fans are not too happy. Not only have they lost their best forward and failed to make a marquee signing...read more »

At least Richards knows his penalty sits alongside Sergio Ramos’ on the moon

At least Richards knows his penalty sits alongside Sergio Ramos’ on the moon

Anyone who saw it does not even need to ask. It was one of the worst penalties in recent memory. When Micah Richards placed that ball down with such purpose and stepped up, it is doubtful that even he would have...read more »

Even Ashley Cole finds the funny side of these trolls!

Even Ashley Cole finds the funny side of these trolls!

He recently claimed that English players do not move abroad because they are too scared - well after seeing the Roma team photo, with Ashley Cole looking rather out of place and awkward, perhaps English players have a point! Cole made...read more »

Some clubs need to sack their scouting department if this is anything to go by!

Some clubs need to sack their scouting department if this is anything to go by!

The transfer window may be reaching fever pitch, but there have been a fair few people who have pointed out that certain clubs may not be using their scouting department as much as they should. Chelsea and Liverpool seem to be...read more »

Neuering seems to be the new form of goalkeeping!

Neuering seems to be the new form of goalkeeping!

The World Cup may be over, but one thing that has stuck in our minds is the performance of Germany stopper Manuel Neuer, who seems to be redefining the art of goalkeeping. The Bayern Munich number one seems to have taken...read more »

Chelsea unveil their new kit and it has a twist!

Chelsea unveil their new kit and it has a twist!

Jose Mourinho's summer spending is well under way, and if you believe the Chelsea manager, it is actually about to be concluded - and most of the summer recruits have come from one place. Atletico Madrid knocked Chelsea out of the Champions League...read more »

Brazil’s result attracts them some new sponsors!

Brazil’s result attracts them some new sponsors!

You might think that given the abject performance by Brazil in their World Cup semi-final against Germany that they may struggle for sponsors come the 2018 tournament. However, according to this rather hilarious viral, that does not seem to be...read more »

Jose is certainly special getting £50 million for Luiz!

Jose is certainly special getting £50 million for Luiz!

It is fairly clear that Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho considers himself to be a little bit special, but his latest move may have been the best of the bunch. We have had running along the turf at Old Trafford, sliding to...read more »

Fred and Mertesacker will be hoping that slow and steady win the race!

Fred and Mertesacker will be hoping that slow and steady win the race!

The first semi-final of the World Cup is here and we cannot wait for it to come around. Brazil, the hosts, will be taking on the ever clinical Germans for a place in the final and both are desperate to get...read more »

Wenger faffs around with a rubber duck whilst his title rivals sign players

Wenger faffs around with a rubber duck whilst his title rivals sign players

The transfer window is open and the rumours are flying around. Sadly for Arsenal fans, they look like remaining just rumours, with manager Arsene Wenger pictured on beaches and in his very short, very tight swimming trunks whilst his title...read more »