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Liverpool legend Carragher gives his tactical opinion on a burger!

Liverpool legend Carragher gives his tactical opinion on a burger!

We love a good laugh at our Footyette headquarters and we certainly think we have found one with this latest vine. After Liverpool's dismal performance on the weekend, managing to lose to West Ham United and ship a massive three goals...read more »

The Red Devils have finally found their Angel

The Red Devils have finally found their Angel

Manchester United fans may have struggled of late and it has been pretty much all doom and gloom for the Old Trafford faithful, with their league position being awful, their results being worse and the injuries coming thick and fast. However...read more »

Alexis looks gutted at his new teammates!

Alexis looks gutted at his new teammates!

Imagine going from winning the lottery to winning a fiver on a scratch card. Well that is how Alexis Sanchez feels according to this team photo at new club Arsenal. According to our Footyettes, this is worse than Ashley Cole's lurking...read more »

This new Arsenal forward Welbeck looks a bit of alright

This new Arsenal forward Welbeck looks a bit of alright

We have heard of split personalities before and it certainly seems that Danny Welbeck is suffering from a serious case after bagging a brace for England. The forward has only just made his deadline day move from Manchester United to Arsenal...read more »

Dear Diary, today Chelsea paid to send me away

Dear Diary, today Chelsea paid to send me away

Dear Diary, Once upon a time, I did well for a once great club called Liverpool. Then a very rich club (with more money than sense) decided to pay £50 million for me. I jumped at the chance. It gave me Champions League...read more »

Chelsea fans react to finally seeing Torres depart

Chelsea fans react to finally seeing Torres depart

It comes as no shock to see the internet and social media give Fernando Torres the send off he has earnt after his £50 million disaster at Chelsea and truth be told, it has become a running joke to even...read more »

Cech pulls no punches as he trolls Manchester United fan!

Cech pulls no punches as he trolls Manchester United fan!

Petr Cech is certainly at a little bit of a lose end these days after being relegated to the bench in favour of new boy Thibaut Courtois and it seems that he is putting his extra time to good use. The...read more »

New season, same old Manchester United

New season, same old Manchester United

It may be the start of the new season but it seems that for Manchester United, at Old Trafford at least, it is the same old story - and they don't even have David Moyes to use as an excuse! The...read more »

Manchester United offer a warm welcome to the people of Vanchester!

Manchester United offer a warm welcome to the people of Vanchester!

We will see you a Carlos Tevez poster and we will raise you a Louis van Gaal one. Clearly that has been the line of thought from Manchester United ahead of the new Premier League season and if their recently unveiled...read more »

David Luiz. The best defender in the world apparently!

David Luiz. The best defender in the world apparently!

Jose Mourinho may feel that his Chelsea side are stronger without David Luiz but it seems that Paris Saint Germain disagree. After paying £50 million for the defender - before his World Cup performance obviously, the Ligue 1 club have unveiled...read more »