Not a day goes by without some kind of ludicrous transfer rumour but it seems that Barcelona and Joan Laporta are trying to outdo even themselves only a week after their links to Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho.
Now it seems that the potential presidential candidate wants to bring Cristiano Ronaldo to the Camp Nou, stealing him from rivals Real Madrid to boot.
That might be a fanciful dream for Barcelona and Laporta but when you actually consider the implications of a potential move, it becomes clear that we will not be seeing a reversal of the Luis Figo situation and no pigs will be losing their head anytime soon.
In fact, we have come up with five reasons why this move will simply never happen and Manchester United fans can breath easy.
Click on Ronaldo himself to see why we think this would be impossible.
Manchester United fans. Do you think Ronaldo will ever leave Real Madrid? If he does, do you see him coming back to Old Trafford? Let us know your thoughts below or tweet us @LaFootyettes.