We’ve still got more to come

Remember Andy Carroll? Our record signing? Big guy, Northern, Vogue model (no really, that last one is 100% true)? We still have him in our arsenal.

Admittedly, he’s injured at the moment, but co-chairman David Gold has said he is very much a part of our future plans.

He’ll have some work to do to get his starting position back, but just imagine – imagine – Valencia, Sakho and Carroll on the pitch at the same time.

Someone run me an ice bath.