What is an Oscar?

You could be forgiven for thinking the Chelsea man had taken out a season long loan of Harry Potter’s invisibiliy cloak he has been so bad.

Juan Cuadrado looks even worse and towards the end of the Stoke match, Chelsea players seemed to be actively avoiding passing to him. Jose Mourinho must be thanking his lucky stars he has Eden Hazard and Willian – who might not be as flashy as some creative players, but my God, he works his socks off every single week. When was the last time Willian had a bad game?

Oh, and on the subject of that match, Charlie Adam’s goal was good – obviously, but the best ever? Pull the other one. Xabi Alonso would have something to say about that for a start.