Lee Williamson

Most of you won’t know this man, but trust me he is a true hero. Williamson is the kind of man that despite being injured for months and finally recovering, is willing to take that crucial red card, meaning he will have to sit on the sides again, so that your team can hold on to that valuable point versus your fiercest rivals (see Blackburn vs Burnley). All this despite only being on the pitch for two minutes! This is a vital asset that one of your friends always needs to possess when having a lot to drink, as there is always someone that has had too much too quick (we’ve all been there) and needs taking home early. Step forward Lee Williamson, who would take them home without thinking, so the night won’t be ruined for everyone. Likewise, if you have spent too much money on alcohol all night and now no longer have money for that crucial takeaway at the end of the night… Step forward Lee Williamson with that magical fiver (or tenner if you’re a bit of a Tomas Brolin) to lend you the money you need. Although Williamson is someone I would definitely go down the pub with, I would also like to have him by my side all year round. Hero.