Playacting galore

One can only imagine to what extent the theatrical game play will go to and the Oscars for best dramatic performance are being prepared as we speak.

With the addition of Suarez, plus the usual divers and tricksters; Busquets, Dani Alves, Javier Mascherano and Gerard Pique to name a few, the chances of these dark arts returning to El Clasico are likely to be high.

Los Blancos are no strangers either, Ronaldo and Ramos known for their fair share of diving too – not to mention Pepe.

This season is already tense with both teams premiering their new talent and hopefully, all biting and winking will be kept to an all-time low -although we doubt it.