Andy Carroll

Big is a word often used to describe Carroll; big Andy, big pudding and of course a big drinker. Big Andy’s rap sheet is longer than Yaya Toure’s tackle – if you know what I mean- with many of his former managers consistently commenting on the fact he drinks too much. Even though this might severely affect his ability to play football and let’s face it, he needs every advantage he can get, considering in the last 68 league games he has scored a mere 13 goals, it would undoubtedly produce a more than ‘eventful’ drink down the pub. Therefore if you love to drink, particularly to excess then big Andy is certainly someone to go down the pub with.